“where did all your money go?“
i’m either wearing it, or i ate it.
(Source: thecommonchick.com)
you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly
anus:
people who sleep with one pillow make me sick
people who sleep with more than one pillow are shown to be more lonely and depressed
[looks to my abundance of pillows on my bed] oh
I love this whole “according to a psychological study” stuff and yet, no one posts an actual link to it. I call bullshit on this one.
SHOWN BY WHO?!
i’m glad ants dont know how big jupiter is or they would be fucked up about it. i was fucked up about it. jupiter is huge
Not to be racist or anything but I would make such a cute elf
